5 things to do when at the company offsite party:
a) stay away from PS LT members (applicable to both guys and girls). Their tharak coefficient hits the roof and their dignity hits rock bottom. Plague seems attractive in comparison.
b) carry your own music. How the hell do you dance to ice ice baby?
c) invest in the franchise performance-pays great dividends.
d) Keep close friends at arm's length-you'd need them in case point (a) doesnt work.
e) Thank god for filipinos-humour, compassion and good spirit. And they do know how to dance and not just wildly shake all body parts in ritualistic convulsions.
obviously not my best party ever.
3 comments:
gal u crack me up .... i just narrated the whole post to Oli and he is laughing as well!!
aww! maybe you should just stay piss drunk through and through and everything would be just fine!
Saumil-my pleasure! :)
Nik-me drinks wine and lil else and with the creatures around, i think its a very wise decision
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